Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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