Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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