dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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