i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's blow job season.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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