She's JV to your varsity
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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