You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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