some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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