I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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