Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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