Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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