this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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