Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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