Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Vodka?
Forever.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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