whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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