If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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