and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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