Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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