their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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