if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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