You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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