I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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