I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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