Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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