We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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