in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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