If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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