I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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