Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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