When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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