she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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