I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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