i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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