Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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