Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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