i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
