no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Boobs speak an international language.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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