how can u be prego again
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
50% drunk capacity currently
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
