I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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