do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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