you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
