Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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