My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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