Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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