sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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