so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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