Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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