I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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