The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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