On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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