he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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