Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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