in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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