He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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