there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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