Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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